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৬ Format Kindle Read @The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster ⭑ Kindle Ebook Author Bobby Henderson ਈ

৬  Format Kindle Read @The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster ⭑ Kindle Ebook Author Bobby Henderson ਈ ৬ Format Kindle Read @The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster ⭑ Kindle Ebook Author Bobby Henderson ਈ DEAR FRIEND, Welcome to the wonderful world of religion These are exciting times in holinesspoliticians are crusading, nations are invading, and science1 is fading With these changes come religious opportunities the likes of which havent been seen since the Reformation or at least since the persecuted masses first huddled together and shipped off to that great democratic revival meeting we call the United States of America With this in mind, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster FSM invites you to learn a little about us Wed like to tell you all about our Heaven, which features a Stripper Factory and a giant Beer Volcano Wed love to see you dressed in His chosen garb full Pirate regalia We want you to enjoy Fridays as His chosen holiday But first you need to know a little about us What do we stand for All that is good What are we against All that isnt good Sounds sweet, right Of course its not that simple, and thats why we need a book Doesnt every religion have a book The Jews have the Bible The Old Testicle , the Christians have ditto The New Testicle , the Muslims have the Q tip or whatever, the Jains have Fun with Dick and Jain, the Sufis have Sufis Up , the Buddhists have the Bananapada, the Hindus have Ten Little Indians, the Wiccans have The Witches of Eastwick, and so on If this was a manifesto, a pamphlet, a flyer, an article, or some nut preaching from a street corner, you, fair reader, might perceive FSMism2 to be just another two bit cult But were not a cult were like a boutique religion at this point , and this is a book that will stand up to any of the othersat least in terms of strict plausibility if not literary finesse and retributive beheadings and disembowelments The you read about us the youre going to be persuaded that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the true Creator and that FSMism just might be the Best Religion Ever Go ahead Try us for thirty days If you dont like us, your old religion will most likely take you back Unless its the Jains, whose feelings are easily hurt RAmen BOBBY HENDERSON Prophet The Need for Alternative Theories SCIENCE IS A SUBJECT IN CRISIS Theres a dirty little secret that the scientific establishment has been trying to keep under wraps for years There are many unproven theories that are being taught to people as if they were established fact But thanks to the heroic efforts of a handful of deep thinkers, the winds of truth are sweeping across the nation Consider the theory of Evolution To their credit, Intelligent Design advocates have successfully argued that their alternative theory deserves as much attention as Evolution, since neither can be considered fact This is a valid point, but Evolution is hardly the only theory in trouble It seems strange that Evolution is singled out as just a theory when there are so many basic ideas in science that remain unproven, yet are still taught as fact The objections to teaching Evolution have only illustrated this point further Alternative theories must be taught in order to give our young students minds a broad foundation The Intelligent Design proponents make a compelling, and totally legitimate, argument that if a theory has not been proven, then one suggested theory is just as good as another Take gravity, for example the force of attraction between massive particles We know a great deal about the properties of gravity, yet we know nothing about the cause of the force itself Why are particles attracted to one other If we review the literature, we find a lot of material dealing with the properties of gravity, but very little dealing with the underlying cause of this attraction Until we have a proven answer to this question, it seems irresponsible to instruct students in what is, ultimately, just a theory However, if we must discuss the theory of gravity at all, then its reasonable that all suggested theories should be given equal time, since none have been proven or disproven Therefore, I formally submit that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is behind this strange and often misunderstood force What if it is He, pushing us down with His Noodly Appendages, that causes this force He is invisible, remember, and is undetectable by current instruments, so in theory it is possible And the fact that the gravitational powers of the Spaghetti Monster havent been disproven makes it all the likely to be true We can only guess as to His motives, but its logical to assume that if He is going to such trouble, there is a good reason It could be that He doesnt want us floating off earth into space, or maybe just that He enjoys touching uswe may never know And while its true that we dont have any empirical evidence to back up this theory, keep in mind the precedent set by Intelligent Design proponents Not only is observable, repeatable evidence not required to get an alternative theory included in the curriculum, but simply poking holes in established theory may be enough In this case, the established theory of gravity makes no mention as to the cause of the force it merely presents the properties of it I fully expect, then, that this FSM theory of gravity will be admitted into accepted science with a minimum of apparently unnecessary bureaucratic nonsense, including the peer review process For further evidence of the true cause of gravitythat we are being pushed down by His Noodly Appendageswe need only look at our historical records The average height of humans two thousand years ago was about five feet three inches for males, compared with an average height of around five feet ten inches for males today Useless by itself, this information becomes quite important when viewed in terms of worldwide population Humans, apparently obsessed with fucking, have increased their numbers exponentially over the years We find, counter intuitively, that a small population correlates with shorter humans, and a larger population correlates with taller humans This only makes sense in light of the FSM theory of gravity With people on earth today, there are fewer Noodly Appendages to go around, so we each receive less touchingpushing down toward the earthand thus, with less force downward, were taller We can fully expect that as the population increases, and we receive less downward pushing by the FSM, well continue to grow in height Conversely, we can expect that the sudden occurrence of a worldwide plague would cause our average height to decrease This phenomenon can be verified in historical records We find that regions undergoing health crises have shorter people strong evidence that the theory is sound No one is saying that the FSM theory of gravity is necessarily true, but at the very least, its based on sound science, sound enough to be included in the curriculum with the other nonproven theories Until the currently taught theory of gravity, known as Newtonism, is proven as fact, alternatives should be taught as well.CAN I GET A RAMEN FROM THE CONGREGATION Behold the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster FSM , todays fastest growing carbohydrate based religion According to church founder Bobby Henderson, the universe and all life within it were created by a mystical and divine being the Flying Spaghetti Monster What drives the FSMs devout followers, a.k.a Pastafarians Some say its the assuring touch from the FSMs noodly appendage Then there are those who love the worship service, which is conducted in pirate talk and attended by congregants in dashing buccaneer garb Still others are drawn to the Churchs flimsy moral standards, religious holidays every Friday, or the fact that Pastafarian heaven is way cooler Does your heaven have a Stripper Factory and a Beer Volcano Intelligent Design has finally met its matchand it has nothing to do with apes or the Olive Garden of Eden.Within these pages, Bobby Henderson outlines the true facts dispelling such malicious myths as evolution only a theory , science only a lot of theories , and whether were really descended from apes fact Humans share 95 percent of their DNA with chimpanzees, but they share 99.9 percent with pirates See what impressively credentialed top scientists have to say If Intelligent Design is taught in schools, equal time should be given to the FSM theory and the non FSM theory.Professor Douglas Shaw, Ph.D Do not be hypocritical Allow equal time for other alternative theories like FSMism, which is by far the tastier choice.J Simon, Ph.D In my scientific opinion, when comparing the two theories, FSM theory seems to be valid than classic ID theory.Afshin Beheshti, Ph.D.Read the book and decide for yourself From the Trade Paperback edition. 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    • The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
    • 1.3
    • 49
    • Format Kindle
    • 194 pages
    • Bobby Henderson
    • Anglais
    • 03 December 2017

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