↫ Format Kindle Read [ ᠑ Battlestar Suburbia ] For Free ↭ By Chris McCrudden ⇿ In space, no one can hear you cleanWhen Darrens charge cart gets knocked off the Earth to Mars highway and lost in space forever, he thinks his day cant get any worse.When Kelly sees Darren accidentally short circuit a talking lamppost, and its camera captures her face as it expires, she thinks her day cant get any worse.When Pamasonic Teffal, a sentient breadmaker, is sent on a top secret mission into the depths of the internet and betrayed by her boss, a power crazed smartphone, she knows this is only the beginning of a day that isnt going to get any better.Join Darren, Kelly and Pam in an anarchic comic adventure that takes them from the shining skyscrapers of Singulopolis to the sewers of the Dolestar Discovery, and find out what happens when a person puts down their mop and bucket and says No Battlestar Suburbia will be loved by fans of Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett and Jasper Fforde, as well as anyone whos ever wondered just how long someone can stay under one of those old fashioned hairdryers The answer is a really very, very long time.
What readers are sayingI loved this book I legit laughed through the entire novel and I am excited that there will be a sequel Terra CA brilliant mix of sci fi, humor, and those hundreds of little things that make a memorable story McCrudden is destined to become synonymous with great sci fi humor Christopher HA deliciously hilarious romp which skirts the realms of credibility but provides a wild ride which kept me very much entertained throughout It s bonkers, it s mad and so exaggerated to almost be genius in its execution Kath BFeaturing a kindly bread maker, ancient nana cyborgs, a moving hairdressers and a chance to avert a nuclear bomb, it s both great fun and very clever Ruth MBattlestar Suburbia highlights the absurdity of life, and the adaptability of individuals in unusual situations McCruddens novel will appeal to fans of Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett, or anyone looking for an escape only loosely connected to reality Stephenie SThis was a trip Some great one lines puns help create this future world where the machines have taken over With evil smartphones, anti hero humans, a motherly bread maker pushed to the edge Caroline FChris McCrudden has created a new division of SF Science Flotsam His sprawling space epic is what you get if you cross Dr Who with an unhealthy fascination for household appliances Forget alien invasion in this explosive future you wont be able to trust your spin dryer Christopher FowlerChris McCrudden was born in South Shields no, he doesn t know Cheryl and has been, at various points in his life, a butcher s boy, a burlesque dancer and a hand model for a giant V for Victory sign on Canary Wharf He now lives in London and, when not writing books, works in PR, so in many ways you could describe his life as a full time fiction If you like science fiction, graphs and gifs from RuPaul s Drag Race you can follow him on Twitter for all three, sometimes at once cmccrudden. 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- Battlestar Suburbia
- Format Kindle
- 279 pages
- Chris McCrudden
- 14 August 2017 Chris McCrudden