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跮 Free Read Hardcover [ Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook ] ꖧ Kindle Ebook By F.L Fowler 긫

跮 Free Read Hardcover [ Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook ] ꖧ Kindle Ebook By F.L Fowler 긫 跮 Free Read Hardcover [ Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook ] ꖧ Kindle Ebook By F.L Fowler 긫 Featured Recipe Dripping Thighs The way his apron hangs from his hips already has me all wobbly But as he coats my thighs with sticky liquid I can hardly contain myself Is it the wine, or is my aroma starting to drive him crazy too He heats me up fast, it wont take much too He heats me up fast, it wont take much to finish me off now His lips quirk up to a smile My own juices are mixing with the coating and running all over the place I get the strangest, sweetest, hedonistic feeling up and down Its epicureanism run wild He spreads my thighs out on a plate Sticky hands and at least five wet napkins What will the housekeeper think Who cares Ingredients 1 pound boneless, skinless chicken thighs, patted dry with paper towels 2 garlic cloves, finely chopped 1 teaspoon plus pinch coarse kosher salt teaspoon freshly ground black pepper 1 sweet onion, thinly sliced 1 cup white wine 1 bay leaf 1 cinnamon stick 2 tablespoons unsalted butter 1 tablespoon honey Directions Preheat the oven to 450 degrees F In a large bowl, toss the chicken, garlic, 1 teaspoon salt, and pepper together. In a small saucepan, simmer together onion, wine, bay leaf, cinnamon stick, and a pinch of salt until most of the liquid has evaporated, 15 to 20 minutes Toss in the honey and butter. Spoon the mixture over the chicken and toss well Spread thighs, onion mixture, and any juices onto a baking sheet Bake until chicken is no longer pink and onions are meltingly tender and caramelized, about 25 minutes.it will undoubtedly become one of America s most cherished cookbooks of all time Eater.comLike any good parody, this manages to make fun of both the flabby porn of Fifty Shades and the gushing language of food porn BonAppetit.comthis genius little tidbit that combines the sexual and the culinary Glamour.comAll signs indicate that Fifty Shades of Chicken, a new cookbook parodying erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey, is the real deal We can t get over the hilarity of the description on the book s web site Huffington PostThe book that spawned mommy porn has now given a new meaning to playing with your food Youll never look at chickens the same way again Salon.comBesides clever writing with laugh out loud double entendres, Fifty Shades of Chicken offers 50 of course tempting recipes, among them Crunchy Chicken Parmesan Croquettes and Cranberry Baked Chicken With Apple Cider The Republic Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook

 

    • Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook
    • 3.1
    • 253
    • Hardcover
    • 160 pages
    • F.L Fowler
    • English
    • 21 September 2017

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